VITRUVIAN ZOMBIE: ANATOMY OF THE UNDEAD!

When Leonardo da Vinci designed the perfect human proportions, he clearly didn't account for the zombie apocalypse! This masterpiece of undead anatomy proves that even in decomposition, there's still beauty in the chaos.

THE ART OF ZOMBIE ANATOMY

Featuring a decaying undead figure striking multiple poses within geometric circles and squares (because zombies are nothing if not geometrically precise), this shirt combines Renaissance art with post-apocalyptic style. It's like Da Vinci went to medical school, then got bitten by a zombie, and decided to document the whole experience.

CONVERSATION STARTERS:

"Nice shirt! Is that a zombie Vitruvian Man?"

"Why yes, it's a scientific study of undead proportions. Even zombies need to maintain their geometric ratios!"

ANATOMICAL RATING: 10/10

Artistic Value: Maximum

Zombie Accuracy: Scientifically precise

Geometric Proportions: Perfect (even in decay)

Conversation Value: Off the charts

This shirt proves that even in the zombie apocalypse, we can still appreciate the finer things in life – like perfectly proportioned geometric shapes and detailed anatomical studies. It's the perfect blend of high art and low-brow zombie humor.

Remember: In a world full of basic t-shirts, be the person wearing a zombie Vitruvian Man. Because even the undead deserve to be geometrically perfect!